Howdy everyone! It has been a while since I’ve been able to contribute a legitimate post thanks to academia, but I do intend to return! I have a bunch of crazy things coming up in the next few weeks, including graduation and getting started at my Secular Student Alliance job, but rest assured that I will get back to posting more regularly in due time.
In my downtime, I’ve been keeping an eye on my stats, curious to see where traffic comes from while I’m out of commission. I think the high point of this has been discovering how people are accidentally finding this site. By far, the following has been my favorite search term through which this has happened:
Well, that is certainly an interesting one. Of course, after taking note of this I needed to see the other image results.
Mind you, the following is with safe search off. Highlighted in red is the image that links to my blog post.
They must have been so very disappointed. On the plus side, I have the market cornered on this!
In honor of my new, bizarre contingency of readership (and as an obligation to the internet according to the rules), I decided to take to MS Paint. Here is the result:
So, to all 3 of you bizarre people: welcome! Don’t ever say I didn’t do nothin’ for ya. I could have made it better, sure, but I refuse to spend any more time detailing a cock-tooth tiger in MS Paint. I have just enough dignity to draw that line.
And to the Nashville Predators: sorry about all that. It was for the internet.
There you go. Now future seekers of Predator-logo sexual organs need not be so disappointed.