#4 – Candy Troll

When you wish to attract college students, free stuff is the greatest bait. Doubly for edible freebies. Triply for candy handouts.

Knowing this fact, we figured that having a candy bowl at the table might draw some people over that ay not have otherwise given us a second glance. So, we procured a lovely bowl of candy. The die was cast…

What follows is an approximate retelling of that fateful table day. As always, it is brought to you by a bored, shaky hand with the aid of the latest default edition of Microsoft Paint. Enjoy.

It's full of stars...inedible stars...

If you look long enough into the candy void, the candy void will begin to look back through you.


About Gordon Maples

Writer of the Misan[trope]y Movie Blog and the (Plot)opsy Podcast. A bad movie expert, if there ever was such a thing. Movie nerd, professional organizer, and political progressive.
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